is it normal for my pee to smell like coffee or am i finally turning into coffee after all these years
i’m cutting this out and sticking it on your car and don’t think for a second that i wouldn’t do it ♥
i’m too hot for pants and i’m too cold for shorts so my only option here is to saw off my legs i guess
petition for you to not
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- Ashley (via whatever-peasant)