June 2012
Headed to Boston!
venetians:
want to hear something weird
I used to date people and leave my house
someone at the door: rings doorbell
me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.
im single by choice
just not my choice
annyong
jakechillinhaal:
i really should stop using the password i created in the fifth grade for every account i ever make ever
“Travel is little beds and cramped bathrooms. It’s old television sets and slow...”
– Nick Miller - Isn’t It Pretty To Think So? (via spoilsofmatter)
1 tag
AP student: I'm in so many AP classes
AP student: they're advanced placement
AP student: that's what "AP" means
AP student: so that means I'm really smart
AP student: AP courses are college-level courses
AP student: I was in my AP classroom with my AP classmates today
AP student: because AP
phlynn:
not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity?
“The night is the hardest time to be alive and 4 am knows all my secrets.”
– Poppy Z. Brite (via cityyandcolour)
