18 going on extinct

cool thanks bitch

odair:

foxnewsofficial:

theyellowbrickroad:

atumn:

I’ve been to the year 3000

not much has changed but they lived underwater

and the population faces a daily battle of starvation fuel shortage and unemployment

and your great great great granddaughter is doin fine

i’m taking a web design class and i kind of want to create a web page about hashbrowns like can i do that please

simplewhitebitch:

“i have a plan to create 12 million new jobs”

you know when u were in middle school/high school and u would run for student government and u were like i have a plan for u all to get free food from the vending machine

that’s what this is like

i want to be leopard print

tumblr is going to be hilarious on the night the world supposedly ends

tltty:

wow summer went by so fast i can almost taste the christmas presents

nocturnalglances:

Every time I see someone walk past my building to get to the fitness center I eat another mini kit kat. It’s like a drinking game but with food for hungry fat people.